
TPOB XO Clipper (Slime Edition)
Professional cordless clipper so I can cut my hair at home and avoid people
Things I'd love to have

Professional cordless clipper so I can cut my hair at home and avoid people

Compact electric shaver for travel

For the bald look

Waterproof and insulated — for winter

Basic cap

I need sneakers for city, hiking, and shitty weather

Basic beanie




Another pair of hiking boots






David Lynch, but calm. A straight story. The only Lynch film I don't have in my collection yet

Limited to 50 copies. Unfortunately, I need this

Absurdly rare and absurdly expensive. Unfortunately, I need this


The fancy toothbrush

My favorite Yung Lean album. Pure 2016 nostalgia

Extremely rare. And yes, that’s the whole reason.






Memphis legends. Sippin' on Some Syrup



Tasty Finnish toffees with Moomins


Very tasty Finnish chocolates



The best candy in the world

A band to pretend I’m not broke







Winter edition Dumle

Mix of Finnish sweets in a gift box





Finnish salty liquorice, disgusting

Finnish salty liquorice, disgusting

Gooseneck kettle

This grinder costs more than my first laptop and works considerably better

Coffee scale with a timer

Immersion and pour-over in one dripper, for mornings when I can't commit to a method

A pretty server for pour-over and drip bags


Chocolate-covered toffee candies. Finnish classic

Large desk mat with Celeste artwork

A blanket to wrap myself in instead of dealing with life


Disgusting liquorice sticks, but with Moomins

Three Dumle flavors in one bag